The Magic Spade — For Clever Housewffes [sic]

I saw this amazing utensil at a local Middle Eastern grocery store. I read the back. I debated. I was, truth be told, too embarrassed to purchase it. I mean... the store owners' English is pretty good, and they have to have read the back and know what it says. Right? But I couldn't stop thinking about the Magic Spade. So I came back with Joe (does this make it worse?), showed it to him, and, ah... screwed up my courage and bought the thing.

Back photo text in the extended post.

WE ARE NOT ONLY THE ONES
BUT WE ARE THE BEST

Plastic Utenciles — Metal Utenciles — Wooden Utenciles

THE MAGIC SPADE( NAKKARA )

YOU CLEVER HOUSEWFFE WHY DON'T YOU TAKE AND TRY THIS MAGIC SPADE?

I HAVE TAKEN IT FROM HIM AND TRIED I T. IT WAS SO EASY TO USE. I LOVED IT VERY MUCH.

IT CAN PENTRATE INTO ALL KINDS OF VEGETABLE , AND ITS RAZORES ARE SO STRONG THAT IF YOU WISHED YOUR DAUGHTER TO SCREW WITH IT , SHE CAN DO THAT TO HELP YOU.

YOU CLEVER HOUSEWFFE WHY DON'T YOU TAKE AND TRY THIS MAGIC SPADE?

THIS DESIGN IS CHARACTERIZED BY ITS NEW IDEA .IT IS PERFECTLY FINE AND IDEAL . YOU HAVE TO EXTRACT THE CORE VIA SPADING AND THEN START SHOVELING HORIZONTALLY FROM INSIDE TO OUTSIDE UNTIL YOU GET THE REQUIRED THICKNESS.

THERE ARE SEVERAL SIZES OF IT . AND ACCORDING TO THE REQUEST.

IN ADDITIONAL TO THAT, WE SHALL BE PLEASED TO FULFIL YOUR DESIRED BY PRODUCTING ALL KINDS OF MEASUREMENTS AND THICKNESSES ACCORDING TO THE REQUEST.

SOME OF THEM ARE PACKAGED ON A CARD AND FILLED WITHIN DECORATED BOX OR FILLED WITHIN PLASTIC BOX WELL.

WE HAVE REPRESENTATIVES IN MOST OF THE ARAB COUNTRIES AND SOME OF THE FOREIGN COUNTRIES.

ORDER FROM :SABEQ AND BROTHERS COMPANY.
DAMASCUS , P.O.BOX:10507
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Comments

[chef yamabushi]

Well, clever housewife, how does it working?

[Kitchen Chick]

Er... no, not yet. I'm getting more use out of it as a conversational piece than as a "spade."

[Angela]

The mind boggles!! I'm sure the Viennese Vegetable Orchestra would love one though...

[Sammo]

Lol, this one just ended up on Leno's Headlines! :D